What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

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Goldfinger

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Diamonds Are Forever

The Man with the Golden Gun

What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

From Russia With Love

You Only Live Twice

How do you handle family members who ask for handouts?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

How can I control my daily masturbating habit?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

A View to a Kill

-”Ah so!”

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What is the American mobile phone number format?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

You guys are talking about having sex with dogs. I heard a news man was trying to have sex with a female dog and got stuck inside. Is that possible? How does it feel inside a dog’s vagina?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper